Miss Ataxia: The Klutz Cometh

So my parents were gone for the weekend. They went on a trip to San Antonio for one of my dad's business christmas parties. While they were gone I managed to get three paper cuts on my hands. The day they got back I literally tripped over my CIA lanyard that I had clipped to my belt. And about five hours later, right after my parents got home I fell down the stairs. I ended up scratching up my hand pretty good on that one. So what did I do today? I hit my head and got a cardboard but on my pinkie. They only thing that I had to clean it with was a damned alcohol swab. Needless to say my weekend was fun.